A Small Word of Warning

Firstly, welcome to this blog.
Now, before you read any further I feel that it would be pointless of you following these posts if you're not into any of the things I will be posting about, If you pass the following test I have devised and make it to the end of the page without committing suicide then this blog is for you.

Have you ever used the internet?
Yes - That's quite surprising.
No - I suggest you should try it.

Can you read?
Yes - Perfect :)
No - Well I'm sure we can improve on that.

Are you alive right now?
Yes - Well, that's a start.
No - 

If you are still reading right now then you're obviously interested. If you're not here reading this right now, but still know that I have written about you not reading this or reading this without you actually being present to read this then you are some sort of super-human being and deserve to read this blog anyway. So either way, this blog is for you.

If you didn't understand any of the sentence above...

1. You obviously can't read which is in ways very difficult to understand seeing as you couldn't read two seconds ago but can now read
2. You phrased the sentence wrongly and meant the grammatical construction and word order with repeated phrases and inverted phrases confused you to the point of loss of hope in humanity.

If you can read this word now ---->>> , then you have in theory passed the test. Although you couldn't have been reading the word at the time you read 'now' because you would have had to have two brains, effectively reading the two words simultaneously and that is not impossible (as are most things in life), although it is highly unlikely. 

If you are reading this sentence at the moment (that's better), you may have skipped to the end and cheated because you couldn't be bothered, but that just demonstrates initiative and you have also passed the test.

Till next time. Bye :).